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Sunday, April 11th, 2004

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    5:04p
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    If Larry Flynt & Tyler Durden switched lines...



    Is it NOT funny that these 2 shots just look a little too alike?



    Larry : I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
    Allan : Why? No way! This is the police department.
    Larry : How much can you know about yourself if you've never broken the law in front of them cops?
    Allan : What do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?



    Tyler : Who are you?
    Jack : I'm Jack Moore, you're creator/owner of our shared body.
    Tyler : What brings you here tonight?
    Jack : Marla asked me to see you so I can be more of a man.
    Tyler : So you called me 'cuz you needed some lessons huh?
    Jack : I'm a professional 9-5 worker, specialize in calculations.
    Tyler : On ladies?
    Jack : No, on cars, well, people who die in cars.


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    By the way, Tyler Durden is running for president....
    http://tylerdurden.us

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